After all the time I have spent scanning the world of etsy for something worthwhile... I can't help wonder why the hell people sell some of this stuff.. or why the hell people buy it.
I don't even know what this is..
dinosaur paper cut-out..
For $1.50, "Add a realisitic touch to your Dollhouse Kitchen with these carrots. You will recieve 6 handmade carrots all lovingly made by myself. These are not toys, they are designed for Dollhouse Collectors and not children due to small parts etc."
(For $10) "What do you get for the man that has everything?? How about a willy warmer? and what better way to boost his confindence then sid the trouser snake! Great for working outside, playing sports. main part measures 5", i could custom knit one smaller or larger if needed. ties for a snug fit. Great gift idea!"
For $21 "Cover it with this realistic looking T.P. cover Now you can display your T.P. and keep it dust free in the bath. Keeps it totally within reach right there on the toilet lid, no more sitting there care free only to notice there is no T.P. on the roll. No more searching under the cabinets, easy!"
For $21, "Paper Mache Ring - It has the appearance of a tree bark, I painted it in antique gold. The ring size is about 4 - 4 1/2 US The height is approx. 13 mm / 1/2" Lightweight (3 g) but sturdy."
for $3000, "Enjoy this carefully handcrafted and very detailed piece. The inspiration was to show the relationship between the life of the artist and where his pieces were created, in contrast to where his art is displayed.The exterior of this old building was minimally renovated, and keeps true to its original form.The gallery has a contemporary feel and represents a modern day art gallery. The upper floor is the space were art is born, a representation of the artist. The canvas in the corner is a self portrait. All the furniture is handcrafted and 80% of the accessories are custom creations as well. The art pieces in the gallery are my own originals, except for the canvas of Kandinsky "On White II" which is a replica in his honor. The floor of the gallery is made out of natural travertine and exterior is made out Three Rivers stone.In order to add more realism to the project this display has real lighting which can be turned on with a switch.(like a table lamp) This display took me about 3 months to complete. If you order it now I can produce another in approximately 2 months.Please note that every piece is unique, so it may have some variations...all depends on my inspiration at that moment. "